Need 1 player for the central...

Need a player for a 110M league, DH, 5/10/20 deadbeat drop, waivers, advanced, and NO DRUGGIES! This includes, or should I say EXCLUDES Barry Bonds, A-Rod, Sosa, McGwire, Clemens, and that's about all I can think of right now. We run a clean league here with no cheating to get the ball over the fence unless you chose a park where the foul lies are only 250ft away, then we regard it as an design flaw. We do encourage spiking, spitballs, emery cloth, chin music, pine tar above the handle, vaseline, kicking the base out from under the runner and tagging him out, blind umpires, fans throwing trash on the field, riots, bench clearing brawls, setting the opposing dugout on fire, kicking dirt in the catcher's facemask, corked bats, substituting the opposing team's lineup card by slight of hand given to the umpire and claim they batted out of order, over-watering down the first base line when the opposing team is at bat in between innings, and a host of other tactics. Just need 1 in the private 'Drugstore Closed League'. You will also get the Strat-O-Sports Page (AP) on an irregular basis. Thanks...

Sincerely,
Delivery Boy and Supreme Baseball Commissioner Wendy....

First of all,

don't believe anything this guy says- Im in the league and I try and cheat regularly, the game just won't let me.
Ive tried moving the foul poles in, adding 6 inches to the mound via Extenz (doesnt seem to do much),
you name it.

If you have no sense of humour and enjoy being grumpy then this is the league for you.

No Druggies does that include managers?

Unless you are from one of those backward 3rd-world territories like Colorado who are 420 friendly, then we guess it will be OK. We'll take what we can get..

Sincerely,
Delivery Boy....

very 420 friendly

Are you interested?

Sincerely,
Supreme Baseball Commissioner Wendy

My dance card is full

Are we taking over an existing team? If so how about a link.

Is the league always DH?

Thanks

Ric

Here's the link of the old league, you will be taking over for hotcorner4444 who is busy with the MLB spring training and doing other stuff. Don't know when he will return, probably a 1 time deal on a filler for him. Not always a DH, we vary the parameters every league and is not a keeper-type league.

http://onlinegames.strat-o-matic.com/league/425374

Sincerely,
Delivery Boy....

Are we taking over an existing team? If so how about a link.

Is the league always DH?

Thanks

Ric

No, its not an existing team. You can draft anyone HAL will let you have...........