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Posted:
Thu May 31, 2012 9:00 pmby The Last Druid
LMFAO.
Posted:
Thu May 31, 2012 10:05 pmby chasenally
A guy walks into his Psychiatrist office completely naked accept he is wrapped in cellophane.
Doctor takes one look at him and says "I can clearly see your nuts"
Frank and the Bonecracker walk into a building....
You think one of them would have seen it!
Posted:
Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:58 amby Jimmy_C
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over....
Doughnuts. :lol:
Get well soon Bernie.
Posted:
Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:35 amby george barnard
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Oyt1fdU1k8[/url]
Hope that nobody has brought you hard boiled eggs and nuts...
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Posted:
Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:47 amby george barnard
[img:20841e6440]http://www.about-personal-growth.com/image-files/photoshopjoke.jpg[/img:20841e6440]
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Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:38 amby 1959elroy
How many geologists doe it take to screw in a light bulb ?
Just one, but it takes 25,000,000 years.
Just get well Bernie, the rest will take care of itself.
Posted:
Fri Jun 01, 2012 12:32 pmby geekor
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Fu*k 'em, let them cry in the dark!
Posted:
Fri Jun 01, 2012 12:39 pmby GFDWARF07
My fav Steven Wright line:
I put instant coffee in the microwave... almost went back in time
Posted:
Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:59 pmby hveed
Andy van Slyke-isms are always good for a smile:
On why the Pirates didn't catch the Mets:
You can't expect Mr. Ed to keep up with Secretariat.
On Lenny Dykstra's excessive tobacco chewing:
"I hate playing centerfield against Lenny Dykstra. One of these years, he's gonna give me foot cancer out there."
On Playing third base:
"they wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks."
On whether he would trade places with anyone:
"My wife, so I could see how wonderful it is to live with me."
Bernie, thank you for your hard work and taking care of our strat needs, It is greatly appreciated. Now please take care of yourself.
hveed
Twins
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Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:52 amby robert.kosky
Todd told his friend that he was having a great time in bed with a set of twins over the past month. His friend said that was great, but how did he tell them apart? Todd says: Her brother has a mustache.
Hang in there Bernie!